new baby, new bonuses

Well, that took longer than expected   :p

after 20 hours of being induced into labor, then 16 hours of labor and finally a c section, Sawyer MacMillan Blue was born onto this Earth, weighing 8 pounds, 5 ounces, 21 inches long (and a full head of hair.  my wife gave birth to a Wookie).

So, Im back up and running.  and im making some specials based upon those numbers above

The birth weight special:  buy exactly 8 lots and as part of your lots, you will receive 5 cards worth 8 dollars or more each  (one per household, please)

The birth height special:  buy exactly 21 lots and receive 20 dollars of cards or free (one dollar for each finger and toe).  (limit of three of these per household, please)

The "Is This Over Yet?" special:  buy exactly 36 lots (for the 20 hours of induction, and 16 hours of labor), and get 20 dollars of cards for free and at least 16 cards worth 6 dollars or more each as part of your lots.  (one per household, please)

and here's the rest of the specials:

THE PREVIOUS CUSTOMER BONUS:  all previous customers who order exactly 50 lots will receive a free upgrade to priority shipping, a free game used card or auto, and 30 dollars of cards for free.

Football Refractor Special: The first to bid on 59 lots will receive at least 40 football refractor cards as part of your lots.  Players include Peyton Manning, Romo, Fitzgerald, Moss, Dalton, Welker, Vick, Aikman, Ryan, Chris Johnson, Reed, Lynch, and many more.  Tons of different kinds of refractors:  xfractors, gold, green, copper, purple, black, blue, orange.

The Taylor Bonus:  In honor of a customer of mine that has ordered over 80 times, always around 20 lots - everyone that orders exactly 19 lots will receive 3 free inserts (1 per customer per week)

the 34 lot bonus:  EVERYONE that bids on exactly 34 lots will receive 20 dollars of cards for free

the 34 lot bonus on steroids:  EVERYONE that bids on exactly 68 lots will receive 50 dollars of cards for free

10/10/10/10/10 Special:  the first person to bid on exactly 97 lots will receive as part of your lots:  at least: 10 game used;  10 refractors;  10 numbered cards;  10 rookies; 10 inserts

The Mixer Bonus:  EVERYONE who bids on EXACTLY 43 lots will only receive cards worth 3 dollars or more, instead of the 1 dollar minimum.  You will not receive 1 card worth less than 3 dollars.  in addition, you also get 20 dollars of cards for free! 

The Blender Bonus:  EVERYONE who bids on exactly 46 lots will get no base cards - you get only inserts, rookies, parallels, game used, and numbered cards! AND you get 20 dollars of cards for free!

The "UP THE MINIMUMS!" special:   first person to bid on exactly 66 lots will receive no cards worth less than 2 dollars each (instead of 1), and cards will average AT LEAST 6 dollars each (instead of 4)

No card worth less than 5 dollars special:  first person to bid on exactly 108 lots will receive no cards worth less than 5 dollars.  There will be dupes, but no more than 10 of any card.

no base card special:  EVERYONE who bids on exactly 78 lots will receive no base cards.  you will only get inserts, rookies, parallels, game used, and numbered cards.

1/1 Bonus:  First person to bid on exactly 103 lots will receive a pack-pulled 1/1 for free.